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  <title>The stars tell our story.</title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 07:17:10 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>won&apos;t be home for a while. merry holidays. miss everyone.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:21:04 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>first outbreak of snow flurries happening right now. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in other new, i won&apos;t be coming to visit till after christmas and it most likely will not be that long. bummer.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:51:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>happy tofurkey day</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:36:12 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>There are certain days that I just hate people. It just so happens that on this particular day, I have had little human contact, watched several episodes of the office, and don&apos;t give a shit about squat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you and goodnight.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 03:53:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>there&apos;s a ghost in our duplex stealing shit.&lt;br /&gt;his name may or may not be asag.&lt;br /&gt;either way he needs to put shit back.&lt;br /&gt;fucking goddamn spirits.&lt;br /&gt;just pick a side already.&lt;br /&gt;and if neither side exists.&lt;br /&gt;leave us alone.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:06:19 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I just would like to notate that it sucks how males are naturally stronger than females. Not saying that there aren&apos;t women out there who are stronger than men. But let&apos;s face it. Biologically men are stronger than women and it sucks. And it gives men that stronger hold on women. We want soo much to be equal. But we aren&apos;t physically made to be equal. Maybe one day we will evolve to that way. But I feel as if it might take a few hundred more years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if it take shit to make bliss well I (don&apos;t) feel pretty blissfully.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Modest Mouse will forever and ever remain my favorite band no matter how much their new albums suck.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:48:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Best dollar ever spent: retractable dagger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Halloween here I come!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:29:27 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;d like to see the sun shine high and bright just once more before the icy blanket is placed over us.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:05:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>About time.</title>
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  <description>I got promoted!!!! I seriously almost jumped through the roof when I found out. :]&lt;br /&gt;Things are starting to look up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Almost forgot. &lt;br /&gt;Our store won the first part of the back to school contest in our district. And as a reward we get one day to buy anything in the store 50% off and we get urban dollar. not sure how much though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cool.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:32:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I will never get over it. Stop talking to her. Stop talking to her Stop talking to her stop talking to her stop talkingt to her stop talking to her stop talking to her stop tlking to her stop talking to her. stop stop stop stop. just stop. dont talk to her. dont call her babe. dont tell her you miss her. or i love you or anything at all. what you can do is show me that you care about me. me me me me. i dont care if its selfish. why wont you let me love you. why why why why why why wh yw hy wh y w hy wh yw h yw hy whywh ywh wyhw h wyhwhwhwywhwhwhwhwhwywwywhwwyww. you&apos;re turning me into a mess. messier than i was before. stop messing with my head. just stop.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:29:18 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i just want to be a princess.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:33:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>DANCE DANCE DANCE</title>
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  <description>Words can never make up for what you do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Never.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:02:38 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i would just like to say that i love this city and the many opportunities it provides a girl to get shit ass drunk at no cost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fuck yeah.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:01:19 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>did the whole ouija board thing for the first time ever. creeeeeeeeeeeeepy. got told to have another beer and to listen to scary death metal.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:37:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Writer&apos;s Block: Pick and Stick</title>
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 Cajun food. Best food EVER.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:09:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>ant problem under control. take that you tiny little fuckers!!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:37:11 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>working seven straight days in a row. haven&apos;t done that in a while. in other news, my room is being taken over by ants. and i also obtained an i.d. so now let the havoc begin.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:10:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I dream in colors.</title>
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  <description>I have decided that if I could go back in time, there are a few things I would change. And I&apos;m convinced that I would still be close to the people that I am today. Just with more motivation and less laziness. I also think that I dream my future. Just not to my complete awareness. It&apos;s just some things happen to me  and people that I meet that I could swear I already have, but everything leads against it. Maybe I have super powers. Maybe I&apos;ve been watching too much of heroes. Or maybe we really can dream the future, and it&apos;s just a matter of realizing it. Who knows.</description>
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  <media:title type="plain">Sleep</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:17:12 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>thanks to anfro have become friends with downstairs neighbors.&lt;br /&gt;just got bff and one of the roommates hanging out.&lt;br /&gt;now must work on hulk drunk&lt;br /&gt;should not get so angry when drinking.&lt;br /&gt;love you guys.&lt;br /&gt;wish you was here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3 the amazing girl version of the incredible drunk hulk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s. not being able to remember cheese fries is truly a sad thing indeed.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:37:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>financially fucked. shit.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:20:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>need&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                        booze&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sigh</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:06:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>The pride parade was today. Couldn&apos;t go because I worked till 4 but still had quite an interesting day due to it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Rode down there to meet Justin&lt;br /&gt;-Ended up meeting up with the neighbors instead&lt;br /&gt;-Tried to get in to a bar&lt;br /&gt;-Didn&apos;t get in to said bar&lt;br /&gt;-Walked around in search of a liquor store&lt;br /&gt;-Went to lake and drank booze&lt;br /&gt;-Took some shrooms (not enough to trip but still felt weird)&lt;br /&gt;-Snapped some artsy photos&lt;br /&gt;-Became one with the wind&lt;br /&gt;-Climbed a what seemed like willow tree&lt;br /&gt;-Trekked home in search of food&lt;br /&gt;-Anthony is now blaming me for breaking his alarm clock (what a douche)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good day indeed. And I have all the beautiful gay people to thank for it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:31:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Promotion time? I sure hope so.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:22:12 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So I&apos;ve decided that I only like toddlers. No babies. No pre-adolescent kids or teens or whatever. Just toddlers. And this is because I enjoy acting like them. Guess I&apos;m still a toddler.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:36:05 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>a large portion of the people i work with are fucking morons. it hurts my brain to be around these people. it hurts my brain to even think about how stupid these people are. jdshajhdjh. &lt;br /&gt;:[</description>
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